'Tis the season to spend lots of money on things you can't afford to impress people you don't even like. If that's the case, might as well go out with a bang. Below is my wish list of conspicuous materialistic consumerism for the 2017 holiday season. Enjoy!
BITCOIN
The worlds first decentralized digital currency is currently trading at $19,544.52 per coin, up 1600% in 2017. I'll also accept LITECOIN, currently trading at $325.60 per coin, up 5600% this year. The scary part is that the price will continue to rise.
1982 PRESIDENTIAL ROLEX DAY DATE 36MM
Its like thrifting, except for rolexes. Like a fine wine, this watch only gets better with age. This time piece will be sure to attract the attention of a dime piece. See what I did there? New album on the way.
$11950 WANNABUYAWATCH.COM
AIR MAX 97 OFF-WHITE COLLAB
This is hands down the best sneaker collaboration of the year. Nike and Virgil Abloh cooked up the ultimate magic on these designs. Beware of SNEAKERHEADS kneeling down and praising you when they see these on your feet. The best place to find them is on the worlds first online sneaker stock market
$500 STOCKX.COM
TOM FORD FUCKING FABULOUS COLOGNE
Tom ford farts luxury. I want it just for the name alone. Maybe it also comes with a pair of brass balls and bravado.
$310 TOMFORD.COM
OPENING CEREMONY BLACK LOGO VARSITY BOMBER JACKET
Does the phrase 'too cool for school' ring a bell? I love everything about this jacket and the fact that its classy and versatile to stay apart of your wardrobe for many years to come.
$395 SSENSE.COM
AIME LEON DORE DEEP PILE KANGA HOODIE (BLACK)
My favorite brand right now. They're committed to simple, powerful, and stylish design. and its a perfect under layer for my new varsity jacket silly
$200 AIMELEONDORE.COM
BEVEL TRIMMER
Signature fades with the BEVEL blades, thats a major key right? If its good enough for Nas then its good enough for me. Mr. Illmatic will have the wild rabbits chasing you after a fresh fade with these bad boys
$199.95 BEVEL.COM
YEEZY CALABASAS GREY
Kanye invented christmas right? I mean seriously, YEEZUS knows if you're not fattening his pockets this year. This simple design is a detour from the Yeezy boost craze still sweeping the nation. Some argue its a knockoff of the reebok classic, nevertheless these are scientifically proven to make your feet happy.
$150 STOCKX.COM
CROSLEY BLACK STAR CRUISER BLUE TOOTH RECORD PLAYER
Take it back to the old school. This bad boy plays 33's and 45's. You will be the #1 playa from the himilayas. And then you can have a contest with your friends about who can produce the coolest album cover photoshoot.
BIG BALLER BRAND STAY IN YO LANE T-SHIRT
Whatever BIG BALLER BRAND is selling this year I'm buying. Love it or hate it LaVar Ball has a vision for his family's legacy by turning down major endorsement deals from Nike and Adidas to start his own shoe company and clothing line. He is the epitome of speaking it into existence. I support the courage to break the mold and challenge the status quo.
All jokes aside, have a wonderful holiday season and may your days be filled with love, joy, happiness, health and peace. Thanks for stopping by. God bless, NAMASTE
